Friday, February 10, 2006

Super தத்துவம்s.

This is a consolidated list of some funny தத்துவம்s (Thathuvams) I came across lately.
It's really hilarious, so take a break and laugh out loud.
Folk who don't understand Tamil, Sorry about that.

தத்துவம்s:

Mechanical Engineer Mechanic aagalam, aana,
Software Engineer Software aaga mudiyaathu.

Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum, aana,
Panamarathula panam irukaadhu.

Tea cup-la tea irukkalam, aana,
World Cup-la World irukkuma?

Cycle-la poana cycling,
Train-la poana training-a?

Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum, aana,
muttipottu pant poda mudiyuma?

Fan-ukkum rekkai irukku. Paravai-kkum rekkai irukku,
Fan-ala parakka mudiyaathu, Paravai-ala sutha mudiyaathu. Aaanaa,
Fan-a amukina suthum, Paravai-a amukina kathum.

Tool box la tool la parka mudiyum,
match box la match a parka mudiyuma?

Irukkurappa enna daan Complan, Bournvita kudichalum,
sethadukkapram ellarukkum pal daan.

South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum. Aaana,
North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?

Mezhuga vechi mezhugu-vathi seyyalam, Aana
kosuva vechi kosu-vathi seyya mudiyathu.

Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum, aana,
kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than varum.

School testla bit adikkalaam,
College testla bit adikkalaam, aana,
BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.

Vaayala "naai"-nu solla mudiyum, Aaana,
Naayaala "Vaai"-nu solla mudiyuma?

Enna than naai nandri ullatha than irunthalum,
Athala "Thank you" solla mudeyathu! Idhuthan valkai.

Aayiram than irundhalum,
Aayirathi onnu than perusu.

Yennathan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathi-ya SUTTU than sappidanum.

kasu irundha call taxi!
Kasu illaina kall than taxi!

Train yenna thaan fasta ponnalum,
Train ode kadaisee potti kadaiseeya thaan varum!

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum, aana,
Cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu, Aana,
Manushanukku call illana, Balance panna mudiyathu.

Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaga mudiyaadhu ,
ut, payasam 10 naal aana poison aagidum!

Meelendhu vizhuntha aathu Aruvi,
eeszhenthu parantha aathu Kuruvi.

Finally one in English:

If you drink ethanol you will dance
If you drink methanol others will dance.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi K
These thathuvams are quite childish... frivolous, i must say. Not to ur standard. Readers like me expect more serious sensible stuff from u... Get up and get going.
Awaiting ur March 2006 post...

Anonymous said...

“Hello World! You may love or hate India, but you just can’t avoid her”.
Hi K,
This is 1 sentence that I really loved in ur blog. Probably coz I'm a great patriot. It is really touching. Kudos to K (is ur obsession with the letter K satisfied?????)